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Anonymous asked: What the actual fuk you wear short shirts all the timeeeeee

What does this even meaannn?
Short shirts??
Crop tops?

I don’t want to leave.

Anonymous asked: do you still play volleyball? any tips?

Stay low and mobile.
Get there quick and take a step before you dive.
Shoulders towards the setter
Call it
Its better to bump into your teammates than both of you not getting it
Idk what kind of tips you wanted but..

"Karen stop standing there looking pretty and cheer him on!" #legday

thechurchofbobsaget:

I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.

(via nutellaprince)

Oats, cheese, egg, ham

Karen: 0

Friend: Do you use Tumblr? It's so funny!
Me: eh...sometimes...I'm not that into it
Friend: Aw I was gonna say follow me! Oh well
Me: Yeah sorry :/
Me: *continues to be a world famous blogger*
I played last night and holy shit do i miss volleyball.